So, I haven’t paid a whole lot of attention to the scandal involving Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. Its just not that surprising I guess. But the one thing that I have really noticed, for the first time, is how bad Blagojevich’s hair is. I mean, wow....
In light of the epic beat down which the University of Michigan Wolverines football team faces in their game against Ohio State this weekend, the Big Three and the UAW have voiced their support for the Wolverines by jointly proposing the following rule changes to the...
They say you get the politicians you deserve. But what if we got the President we wanted? Who would you vote for? Air Force One President: James Marshall (Harrison Ford) Vice President: Kathryn Bennett (Glenn Close) U.S. Senator from California, 1993-1997, Vice...
Having a hard time coming up with a Halloween costume this year? Here’s a few ideas and/or links that are loaded with great ideas and pictures… Missing? You could go as a Republican… Gotta support the team…. Zoidberg? You could simply do what...
CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO— Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife...
With the bailout bill failing to pass the House I began wonder what we are going to do during the Great Depression of aught-eight. Here’ a few suggestions. You could: Read The Grapes of Wrath Move to Canada. I hear Vancouver’s nice. Become a scrapper,...