My sister asked me to look into Glaceau VitaminWater for her. Before I started looking around I had some preconceived notions of what I would find. Water. Sugar. Calories. Claims of vitaminny goodness. What did I find? Pretty much what I expected. For a product that...
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if someone were to update/finish Billy Joel’s iconic 1980’s hit We Didn’t Start the Fire? 1949: Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, 1950: Joe...
Because FatMurphistan has only been a country for a few years, its geography and history are not well known. In fact there is no Wikipedia entry. What little information the Newsburglar could dig up is below. 1. Original Murphistan border 1973-1999. 2. Official border...
Breaking News from the Good Blimp Messersmith. More as news develops. FATMURPHISTAN. Chins 3-5 launched a coup d’etat in Fatmurphistan on Sunday, local relief agency officials in the capital city of Mutt said Monday, calling the attempted overthrow...
After the Mitchell Report came out, I expected that the steroids in baseball conversation would die. I posted a few articles and was just going to leave it at that. I mostly just view the topic as tabloid journalism for guys. Its the Britney Spears drama for guys and...
