Breaking News from the Good Blimp Messersmith. More as news develops. FATMURPHISTAN. Chins 3-5 launched a coup d’etat in Fatmurphistan on Sunday, local relief agency officials in the capital city of Mutt said Monday, calling the attempted overthrow...
Oh, St. Louis. Whatever happened to the classic mirthmaking that’s usually involved with New Years Eve? You know, moderately priced domestic non-vintage champagne? Apparently the police department in St. Louis doesn’t feel that Darwin is sufficiently...
Here are my favorites: “One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh no,” I said, “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and...
