They say you get the politicians you deserve. But what if we got the President we wanted? Who would you vote for? Air Force One President: James Marshall (Harrison Ford) Vice President: Kathryn Bennett (Glenn Close) U.S. Senator from California, 1993-1997, Vice...
CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO— Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife...
With the bailout bill failing to pass the House I began wonder what we are going to do during the Great Depression of aught-eight. Here’ a few suggestions. You could: Read The Grapes of Wrath Move to Canada. I hear Vancouver’s nice. Become a scrapper,...
Considering that the federal government is now subsidizing the Glazer family’s purchase of Manchester United to the tune of $100 million over four years, I figure that we might as well get something for our money. While I love the thought of placing the American...
Comcast is running a series of television ads here in Chicago. I’m not sure if Comcast is running them nationally or not. This gist of the ads is that Comcast is so darn Comcastic that their customers would rather do something really unpleasant (i.e., re-marry...
