Have you ever wondered what it would be like if someone were to update/finish Billy Joel’s iconic 1980’s hit We Didn’t Start the Fire? 1949: Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, 1950: Joe...
Because FatMurphistan has only been a country for a few years, its geography and history are not well known. In fact there is no Wikipedia entry. What little information the Newsburglar could dig up is below. 1. Original Murphistan border 1973-1999. 2. Official border...
Breaking News from the Good Blimp Messersmith. More as news develops. FATMURPHISTAN. Chins 3-5 launched a coup d’etat in Fatmurphistan on Sunday, local relief agency officials in the capital city of Mutt said Monday, calling the attempted overthrow...
Here are my favorites: “One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh no,” I said, “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and...
