Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Hairy pickled piggy feet
French fried eyeballs rolling up and down the street…
And I forgot my spoon!!!
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Scab sandwich, puss on top
Vulture vomit, camel snot
Deep dish boogers soaking in a bowl of fat
And I forgot my spoon!!!
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Parrot eyeballs dipped in glue
Petrified porpoise puss
Flaming ear wax bobbing in a bowl of barf
And I forgot my spoon!!!
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Dessicated dinosaur dung
Percollated pelican poop
Tortoise turd balls with the little flies inside
And I forgot my spoon!!!
The only line I remember out of that is the ‘greasy grimy gopher guts’. Don’t remember anything else! But that is gross!
I recall something along the lines of
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Chewed out eyeballs,
French fried bird brains
Chocolate covered frog butts
Oh you’re gonna puke up your supper now.
Before I looked it up, all I could remember was “…greasy grimy gopher guts, Mutilated monkey meat…”
After thinking about it a while more I’d go with:
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat;
[something]
French-fried eye balls rolling rolling in a pool of blood…
And I forgot my spoon!!!
I’ve always known it as:
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
dirty birdie feet
mutilated monkey meat
French fried eye balls smothered in a can of blood
and i forgot my spoon!
Scab sandwich puss on top
monkey vomit and chicken snot
put this together what do you got?
breakfast lunch and supper at your favorite shop!
Where does this originate?
The version I remember is:
Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Chopped up little birdies’ feet
All topped off with all purpose porpoise pus
And I don’t have a spoon
Oh and I remember the other one as:
Scab sandwiches with pus on top
Monkey mucous and camel snot
Eagles’ eyeballs and doggy doo
Yummy, yummy, yummy and it’s all for you!